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Artifact: ITC 500T

Wednesday, February 7th, 2007

I stumbled across an ancient Romanian artifact which gave me some misplaced nostalgia for a time I never knew.

An obscure device leftover from some decades ago which most Romanians would be loathe to admit owning in these modern times where the meaningless smiles of beautiful people in advertisements tell us we should trample one another for the much-hyped HDTVs designed to prevent us from watching the television and movies one might want.

Mind you, I’m not awash in some faux longing for a time when a dictator would restrict my choices for entertainment, as happened in Romania for two or three generations. Afterall, we have enough people in 2007 who want to limit freedom globally.

Drawing me near like a beacon from the past, I saw it half-schlopped across a card-table precariously seeming to be made of toothpicks and a matchbox in the slightly musty back corner of a dingy one-bedroom apartment.

Romanian ITC 500T

Just marvel in its rudimentary glory. I felt immediately emblazened by some wanton spirit out of a Chinese ghost story. A burning passion to know more.

A desperate need to ask a steady stream of questions about the device, much to the concern of everyone around who exchanged knowing glances as if I didn’t know they thought I had crossed the border of sanity.

With my stereotypically little concern for how others might interpret me, I pressed the point to the brink of obtuseness. Dar, a scoate lapte din piatra. I’ve no idea who precisely manufactured this ITC 500T nor what year it was crafted.

It is fully functional, working even today to reel in various broadcasts wisping about the air between us. The owner proclaimed between bellylaughs that the black and white television is Romania’s original TV (by which I took him to mean the first “common” idiot box issued to comrades after establishing a communist paradise).

Just above its marvelously “1950s ham radio” style speaker was the push-button tuner, no doubt a bleeding-edge feature of Communist ingenuity when Americans were still in the dark ages of rotating knobs for channel dialing. You can actually fine-tune the reception by pulling out the button tray and modifying the physical component connections to improve your viewing experience.

Adjust the tuner frequency on a communist ITC 500T black and white television

It wasn’t the first time I was smitten with something my Romanian friends find to be unadulterated crud best swept under the carpet. For years, I’ve longed to own a Trabant. Last year, I was thrilled to find myself the proud owner of a Soviet-era Лomo Cmena 8M.

I immediately started bargaining with the owner. While, in my mind, I first thought it might be worth as much as 450 RON, I did have to calm myself down and understand that a) to most, this was an old piece of junk and b) we’re talking about the famous rock-bottom Romanian prices here. Perhaps 10 RON might convince him to off-load this trash onto me instead of taking it out to the community bins with the week’s garbage.

Unfortunately, luck was not in my favor. He explained that while he might normally be predisposed to just let me have it for free, since I’d made everyone laugh so much, the plain fact was he’d only recently figured out the television actually was able to be plugged into his truck during little vacations at his mountain cabin.

His only use was as a makeshift portable television enabling him to catch the latest boobtube drivel when anyone in their right mind would take the opportunity to unleash themselves from the hideous brainnoise and allow themselves to actually think for once.

Nuts!

Bah. So, we came to a tentative understanding that if I were willing to buy him one of those handheld portable TVs, then he’d be all too happy to let this old dog go. His only interest was being able to watch shows in the middle of a forest.

I figure I could probably pick one of those up for around 150 RON or close. But it’s dawned on me that I may be able to find another working instance of this relic somewhere else from some other owner who would be all too shocked to discover I was willing to pay anything for it, let alone actually want the thing.

So, it’s true I still do not own a television because life is far better without tv.

But I almost had one!

DRM technology is Digital Restrictions Management, not Digital Rights Management

Photo by wiseacre.

Romanian security researcher cracks Microsoft Windows Vista DRM!

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

And the cheer went up: Huzzah!

There is very little reason for you to “upgrade” (sick euphemism, at best) to Vista since it is defective by design. However, in interesting news, the upcoming DRM — which prevents you from doing many tasks — has been cracked by a Romanian.

Prepare yourself now; you can expect to see more posts about why Vista is bad for you.

Romtelecom now competing for broadband in Romania

Monday, October 16th, 2006

Competition in the marketplace is a requirement economic progress. Perhaps a majority of my readers take that for granted. Nonetheless, it would be safe to say a large number of communist party cronies never learned that lesson when they were centrally planning how to suck blood out of turnips.

It wouldn’t be hard to believe when the SRI backers of Illiescu’s coup d’etat got the payoff of suddenly owning state industries, most of these ill-gotten gains were left on cruise control as the inheritors of largess splayed themselves for various corporate suitors. The different relatives of political allies and fellow criminals surely found nice jobs in various management roles.

The long and short of it is that, with some exceptions to the rule, captaining of the economic machinery remained in the hands of people who not only didn’t know how to compete, but very likely didn’t have the wherewithall to even try. A stagnant culture of the privileged has been ensconced in many Romanian industries and their lack of innovation is testimony.

Over fifteen years later, most “revolutionaries” have long since cashed-in by divesting themselves of majority interest in any number of firms and moved on to find younger wives while foreign investors breathed new life into old entities. Meanwhile, many aspiring Romanians have leapt roughshod onto the back capitalism — that bucking and brawling beast — hanging on a full 8 seconds to profitability.

But not Romtelecom.

Nossir. It seems they’ve had a goodly percentage of upper management who hail from the old school of indulgence. As the formerly state-owned, fixed phone monopoly sat on its’ collective duff with respect to improving service offerings, a number of cable companies scurried about quickly harvesting nuts in the form of broadband internet access and IP telephony services, in addition to the requisite delivery of all those mindnumbing TV shows slapped togther to sell ads.

And let’s not forget Romtelecom’s failure to win any significance in the wireless market. While the old men upstairs did, technically, have CosmoRom cellular on the books, no one seemed to press down the accelerator in any serious way. Connex and Orange simply walked away with the entire marketplace without any noteworthy challenge from Romtelecom. Heck, even the underestimated Zapp outperformed Albastru Mare.

A distant, but increasing threat, to the viability of Romtelecom’s presence in Romania has been rollout of DECT (and, most recently DECT+VoIP) in limited cities which not only undermines equipment and installation revenue but (now) further foments a potential technological leapfrog over the need to have any POTS phone whatsoever.

One might counter that nearly all ex-monopolies of European governments have failed in various markets, so there’s nothing new under the sun. Heck, even AT&T has been losing ground on nearly all fronts for quite some time. And maybe you’d be right.

The wealthy folks who run these institutions seems to get only one thing done well. They all successfully advertise, advertise, advertise. They have professional posters, brochures, television spots, and print ads. Clear, crisp designs that follow a style guide developed by someone with experience.

Not that their marketing efforts actually have a message to communicate. No, most of the time, it seems the telecom giants simply follow in the vague branding footsteps of cola products and prescription medicines. You get weird advertisements full of people who look nothing like you (and, in this case, I mean they don’t even look Romanian, let alone typical Romanian) who are constantly smiling about things you don’t understand.

It’s the latest trend in branding. Happy people who always laugh, look more attractive than you, dress better than you, have more free time than you, and own more expensive things than you. Don’t you see it? It’s everything they want you to want yourself to be. And it doesn’t actually mean a thing. Image over substance.

Starting to sound a bit rantworthy, eh?

Alright, so let’s take a look at what’s been happening lately. I think the old guard commies have been slowly pushed out of their entrenched cubicles of the Romtelecom bureaucracy. See, somewhere around 2002, the national telephone company of Romania was bought by some Greeks.

I imagine the first order of business was to circle the wagons, lop off any limb bleeding like a stuck pig, initiate the purging of deadweight in failed management, and plant the seeds for corporate-wide re-education. For a while, it must have looked a bit like the bumbling three stooges as they dropped the ball a couple of times, but I’d say they’re just now starting to get things right.

Sure, they still have radically overpriced telephones for sale in their little stores which no one but bunica buys. But just take a look at the big turn-around in the wireless market; they’ve literally pulled off a miracle with Cosmote, by erasing the past failures, launching a new brand of the same thing, and creating enough room for them to be taken as a serious player. They’re bareknuckle fighting with better plans and better prices.

And then there’s broadband, the particular service which most interests me.

One year ago, Romtelecom had just launched their very first 2Mbps ADSL service. In fact, it was so new that when I walked into their main office in the centru, the sales reps swore up and down that no such service existed. A guy would actually have to argue with them, pull up their very own website on their own computers to show them, and even go so far as to demand they call supervisors, managers and Bucureşti. Finally, they admitted it.

“Oh, yeah, well, I guess you’re right… looks like we do have a 2Mbps internet.”

That’s how reality on the ground was just a year ago. By American standards, 2Mbps was fairly laughable. Then again, by western European standards, it was entirely laughable. Not only did Romtelecom’s own employees never hear of the service, but they stared at my dumbfounded that I would actually sign a one year contract to pay 100€ per month.

Sure, all Americans drop gold coins out of their pockets, but who would seriously pay 100€ per month for internet access at home? Heh. If it came down to a choice, I’d rather stop eating.

There were other options, of course. For 50€, Romtelecom offered a 1Mbps ADSL service. And I knew that some people were getting some limited cable-based internet access for even less money, although it was only the local loop which was high speed whereas real connections to the internet were tepid.

The thing you need to realize is that information is so last year.

For the upcoming 2007 business year, Romtelecom has undergone a fairly serious mini-revolution with respect to its internet service offerings. In a recent bill sent to me in the mail, Romtelecom included a little brochure about their new prices for broadband service via the ClickNet brand/partnership.

Late 2006 brochure from Romtelecom outlining the new ADSL broadband services for Romania in 2007

Say, what an exciting time to be alive. That’s pretty impressive to drop the 1Mbps service from the old 50€ price down to only 15€! Enter the mysterious yabbit, because I’m not going to buy such a slow connection. Maybe if we open the brochure and read on a little further, we’ll discover something of a bit more interest.

Romtelecom ClickNet has new prices for DSL broadband in Romania

Aha! Now, we’re talkin’ turkey, folks. Whereas Romtelecom used to charge 100€ for 2Mbps, they’re now offering me even more bandwidth at 2.5Mbps for about a third of the price, only 29€.

Clearly, this is evidence that the cable companies’ heretofore unchallenged dominance of the Romanian internet access market has finally caused enough changes in the management of Romtelecom such that someone is actually doing something about it. Oh yeah, baby, this is the main benefit of the free market system at work. Better products, lower prices.

I’d go so far as to say it’s pretty obvious Romtelecom now has the best offer on the market, just like that. And since the cable companies are eating into the fixed phone business by offering internet+VoIP, now Romtelecom is sensibly offering a compelling bundle as well, in order to compete on par for those customers currently buying bundled services from cable companies.

I have to imagine that in another year or two there is a strong chance that Romtelecom’s offer will yet again improve, as they battle cable companies in tit-for-tat skirmishes just as happens in the United States and other industrialized nations. It’s good for both customers and the businesses themselves in the long-run.

Romtelecom ClickNet ADSL modem installation in Romania

Here’s a first! Romtelecom’s ClickNet finally allows you to conduct your own installations. I remember 10 years ago when DSL companies in America would require some bozo to come out to your place and install some mickeymouse PPPoE software onto your machine (half of which was spyware or adware) or they’d refuse to provide service.

That’s where Romtelecom was last year. I had to wait not only for someone to process my order, provision the line, and then activate the circuit on the local DSLAM, but then two clowns had to come into my place and muck around for nearly an hour. Neither of them had any real computer experience.

They only knew how to tinker with Windows XP, which left them in a sore spot when it came to Windows 2000 Server or Windows 2003 Server. The Macintosh both intrigued and frightened them. Ubuntu and linux were two words they’d never heard of before. In fact, they insisted that “the internet” was only compatible with XP.

Given my strong distaste for XP, that created something of a problem. Of course, in the end, they couldn’t get anything to work at all, so I dabbled around a bit while they watched me solve all the problems in order to bring myself online. Still, they were friendly guys and I was starving for bandwidth, so I thanked them a lot for stopping by.

And then when I moved across town, the whole Romtelecom circus repeated.

Usually the theory is that the customer is an idiot. So, the telecom providers feel the need to send out a few of their entirely too many technicians to the scene of each incident. Eventually, companies learn this hurts profits by increasing installation costs as well as potentially disaffects the customer with undesirable scheduling delays. So, they end up adopting self-installation kits.

The customer orders DSL service, a modem in a box arrives at their door, the user does the 30 seconds of configuration work, and everything happens faster. At worst, a truely lost customer may not read the directions and have to call the company for two minutes of handholding.

I’m generally averse to people touching my computers. I tend to lock them with passwords, too. So, you can imagine that I’m very happy to see self installation kits available in Romania. No longer do I have to let some befuddled “eXPert” with bushy gray eyebrows fumble his way through computer dialogue as I embarrass him by snorting indignantly over his shoulder.

Notice they offer three different kinds of modems, too. I’m not at all sure what reasonably intelligent person would want a USB-connected ADSL modem. It’s entirely too limiting, but I suppose there are ignorant and lazy people. Why would Romtelecom offer lower prices for it? Why, to keep you restricted to only one computer online, of course. Odds are that a single computer won’t eat up as much bandwidth as multiple computers.

On the other end of that spectrum, they offer a 6-port ethernet modem which will route a local network of up to six machines. That’s probably a great idea for small businessess, like a real estate agency, who have a few computers but no tech savvy staff members. It’d be a really silly choice for just about anyone else.

No, thanks. I’ll take the 1-port ethernet modem and then connect it to my own multi-port router with wifi. While having ethernet ports available can come in very handy once in a while, the practical matter is no one really wants winding cables all over their apartment, home, or business. What an unsightly mess. For less than 100 bucks, you can pick up a great wireless router and join those of us living in the present.

So, why would I sign a two or three year contract? I wouldn’t. “Free installation” is not enough of a cost to justify my losing the opportunity to re-assess the best deal next year. It might be that cable companies finally start offering 4-6Mbps for 25 euro as they do in some countries, in which case I’d want to switch.

But I understand the offer. Not all buyers will analyze things the way I have. Instead, they’ll focus only on their immediate out-of-pocket costs and thus lock themselves into an arrangement just to save a couple bucks up front. I can understand Romtelecom’s desire to lock-in as many customers as possible.

Afterall, the cable companies will have to respond in some way during the next year or two. They might wait a while to assess how successful Romtelecom’s new offers are, but they won’t wait forever. Right now, cable no longer offers the best value for your money and anyone not locked into a contract should think about changing.

RDS is popularly considered the worst possible service provider, with renown failures to adequately deliver the bandwidth they promise. They recently opened up a new office just around the corner from my block, which would make paying convenient. (Americans: you cannot pay bills online or even by mail, but must show up in the flesh and fight the crowds in order to clear your account.)

But, all the same, no thanks. RDS currently charges 19,5€ for a 1Mbps connection, whereas you can get time and a half speed for the same price from Romtelecom.

Then you’ve got Astral, the cable provider considered to be good quality. However, they seem to be embarrassed about their prices. They’ve hidden all discussion of price so you cannot know what the cost is. A quick googling finds one website declaring Astral charges 23€ for a pathetic 128kbps dribble.

That couldn’t possibly be right. I remember last year’s discussion about the exciting BPL developments in Romania wherein a number of kindly folks tried to explained to me that Astral was offering 1.5Mbps for 23€. In fact, back then Astral used to actually list their prices online. Maybe not on the English portion of their website, but at least in the romaneşte.

Now? Nothing. I wonder if they’ve been increasing prices for all new customers. That might explain why they would be embarrassed to show prices on their website. Astral was bought by UPC and the parent company UPC has it’s own Romanian website which also hides the prices.

The intrepid link hacker will press onward to exhaust all possibilities, search every possible nook and cranny until the clam is forced open and the pearl revealed. Aşa e, nu? And so it is that we eventually discover an obscure page with prices on it where we find UPC is charging over 27€ for 1.5Mbps which is roughly 50% more than Romtelecom.

It stands to reason this is probably Astral’s price for new customers as well, which would explain their unwillingness to openly display prices. Or, at least, that makes more sense than the only other explanation of UPC charging different prices for the same service just because the brand name was different. On the other hand, a recent survey of cable providers in Romania says that Astral is actually charging 31,5€ for 1.5Mbps service.

Yet things get even more interesting.

Not long after I received that happy litlte brochure with it’s significantly lower prices, I received a separate letter in the mail from Romtelecom again. Instead of being another invoice, this was a simple announcement to let people like me — you know, the suckers who fork out big bucks for the best connectivity available — know Romtelecom is going to be upgrading their premium 100€ service to double the bandwidth at 4Mbps.

Late 2006 letter from Romtelecom announcing 4Mbps ADSL broadband service for Romania in 2007

Hooo doggy! Somebody catch me while I faint.

I mean, by gosh by golly, that there 4Mbps is dern near the normal speeds much of the outside world receives. It’s liable to make a feller happy as a pig in shit, I tell you whut. Granted, back in the states, I’d be pulling down at least 6Mbps if not 8Mbps. But 4Mbps is nothing to sneeze at either, even if the Romanian upload speeds continue to be a complete and utter crock.

So, what’s a guy to do? Take a very small bump in the speed he’s pretended to get used to, while pocketing a sizeable chunk of change? Or keep burning the wallet at both ends, finally reaching a speed that really begins to feel almost normal? Lemme know, y’all, cuz I’m powerful confused…

Customize Firefox for the Blogosfera

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

Once you’ve been online for more than a month or two, you start to get enough experience to realize that Internet Explorer isn’t exactly the best web browser around. Microsoft just counts on you to be lazy and ignorant. The ‘blue E thing’ is sitting on your desktop, why bother changing to something else? Not surprisingly, if you spend all your time reading about the latest celebrity pregnancy or how angels visit Earth on UFOs, then you probably fall into Windows target audience who has never heard of critically acclaimed browsers such as Opera and FireFox which can make your online experience one heck of a lot better.

With your broadband connection, it’ll take you one or possibly two minutes to download a different browser. Add in 30 seconds for installation time. Or is that too much work for ya, leneş?

Let’s talk about FireFox. I like the vast amount of extensions available to customize the browser in thousands of ways, including making it comfortable for your blogging time. You have a comfortable chair. Maybe something to drink. Probably heating and air conditioning. Now, it’s time to adapt your computer, mmmkay? Comfort and productivity are the order of the day.

Getting extensions for FireFox

In the menu for Firefox, select Tools | Extensions. It will open a small window with a list of your current extensions. Kinda empty, nu? Click on the link for “Get More Extensions” for huge compendium of available tools and tidbits. Poke around as much as you like, there’s a zillion things to choose from. Ain’t it grand?

Start with SessionSaver. This puppy can be a lifesaver should anything ever go wrong with your computer while you’re online. It’s known far and wide that many Windows machines freeze up and/or crash for reasons most folks can’t figure out. It’s maddening. SessionSaver is perfect for just such emergencies. It keeps track of everything you were last doing, so it can be instantly restored. Once you’ve got your browser back up and running, you’ll find all the tabs reopen the sites you were just reading earlier. If you were typing a comment on this very blog when the power suddenly goes out, SessionSaver will remember everything you typed and you don’t have to start over. You literally pick up where you left off. Snazzy, huh?

Now that we’ve protected against the worst possibility, let’s do something about all these darn blogs we’re reading. How many do you keep track of? 5 sites? Thirty? Most people would make a big list of bookmarks and then go check each site daily. What are we, cavemen? Get with times, y’all. It’d be much easier if we didn’t have to mess with bookmarks at all and we could magically know if the blogs posted anything new or not. Save us a bunch of time, wouldn’t it? Yup.

Download Sage to clean up your mess. It’s a thing of beauty. Once installed, simply visit all your blogs one last time. Within Sage, click the magnifying glass to search for RSS and Atom feeds. Huh? Okay, just think of it like radio. Sage is going to pick up the broadcast signal of each blog. Add that signal (the feed) to Sage and you’ll know whether or not your favorite authors have published anything new.

Sage RSS and Atom feed reader, an extension for FireFox

When your blogs are added to Sage, you get this spiffy presentation of all the feeds you are subscribing to. See that purple-blue icon that looks like a piece of paper surrounded by circular arrows? Click it. That’s the ‘Refresh’ button that checks all your blogs at once to see if there’s been any new content you haven’t already read. Anything new it finds will appear in bold. If you’ve already read it, then nothing changes. E mai simplu, nu? Word.

I decided to set go into that options menu you see there and, under settings, disable the automatic display of feeds in the browser.  This way, no new pages load until I specifically say so.  Also, I set up the optional little green-leaf button that opens and closes Sage. Now, that’s lazy!

FireFox toolbar with extensions Sage, Simpy, and User Agent Switcher

But then you’ve got all your other bookmarks, too. News articles, gambling websites, yiff forums, and religious book catalogs. Well, campers, that’s what the next icon is for. See the little humanoid on the toolbar (above)? I added that for the free Simpy service, which is a miracle-on-wheels when it comes to bookmark management. There’s a sweet little Simpy extension for FireFox written by the infamous Andu, über-elite Romanian hacker from the Debussey Seduction Syndicate. There’s even two online videos showing how to configure and use Simpy with the extension, for all you visual learners.

Basically, it works like this. Sign up for your free Simpy account. Install the Simpy extension. Now, go to whatever web page captivates your very soul and right-click. A contextual menu will come up and you will see the choice for “Add to Simpy.” Ding, ding! That’s the one we want, kids. Click it.

Simpy right-click menu

You are immediately whisked away to the magic land of Simpy. It will ask you to tag the bookmark with some keywords. Why? Because the olden days of nicely categorized bookmarks worked great back in 1994 when I first got online and saw all 50 of the internet’s websites. But we’re in 2006, people. There’s a gajillion places lurking around the seedy underbelly of humanity and most of us have 9,834 bookmarks at any given time. Giving them little keyword tags helps us later find the bookmarks we want. So, put in a few keywords. Click the “Add” button and you will be returned to the page you were originally reading.

Fastfoward. It’s 3 weeks later and you can’t remember where in the world all those websites are. You know, the ones you used in your latest essay. The one ready for publication, except you forgot to cite your sources. Whatcha gonna do now?

Well, that’s why we put the Simpy humanoid in our little toolbar a couple few paragraphs ago. When you click it, you get to see a giant pile of bookmarks. Only, they’re tagged and searchable, which makes finding stuff really simple. For an example, you can play with my boring stack I just started collecting.

Golly gee wilikers, Mr. Romerican, sir. What else can I do with this browser?

Say, I know, how about something incredibly geeky?! That would be nerdtastic!

Okay, you’ve been curious about that Earthlike globe icon. Well, I installed another extension called User Agent Switcher. It’s a clever git that lets your browser to cross-dress. Anytime you have some reason to fool a web server into thinking you are using a different browser other than FireFox, then you can change the way it introduces itself. Suddenly, websites think you’re using Internet Explorer, but you’re really not. Tee hee!

But, O Ye of Little Faith, the cool part is actually adding your own custom information. Like pretending you own an Apple laptop, by changing the User Agent settings. You can visit your buddy’s blog and tell him to check the web stats if he doesn’t believe you own such an expensive and glorious device. Sure enough, when he checks the log files, he can see you’re accessing his website with a Mac. Jokes on him, eh? Har har har. How about pretending to be on a mobile phone, so you can access WAP content? Mmmm. The geekery knows no bounds. Of course, you can do like I did and create your own fake web browser that doesn’t exist at all. If I read your blog, you’ll probably see my “browser” in your statistical charts. Ha!

Simpy right-click menu

Alright, let’s get back on track, shall we? No one likes to browse billions of blogs without some tuneskis, right? I mean except for you prarie dogs. There’s little more annoying than trying to read some website and needing to change the mp3 playing on your computer because you have to ALT+TAB switch over to your music player, change the song, and then ALT+TAB switch back to your story where you’ve now lost track of where you were. Bloody PITA.

But FoxyTunes will solve that for ya. Yessireebob, step right up and witness the latest miracle in socially-responsible internet home appliance technology convergence utopia. Once you install this extension in FireFox, all your music controls will simply appear in the browser itself. Check out the nifty little buttons in my lower right hand corner of the browser, seen here next to the Windows system clock.

Simpy right-click menu

It’s compatible with a wide variety of music playing software. If you’re like me, you fell head-over-heels in love with iTunes a long time ago and wouldn’t consider going backwards to a lesser player. However, if you happen to be someone who didn’t get the memo that WinAmp was cool last century, then don’t worry: it’ll work with The Lllama. Of course, if you’re truly hopeless and use shabby software like the decrepit Windows Media Player or evil RealPlayer, then you’re still covered — but you need a reality check.

Now all you have to do is decide whether you want to listen to Sarmalele Reci, B.U.G. Mafia, or that preposterous trainwreck from the musty bilge of Eurovision (a silly event which attempts to plague us all).

Romtelecom packet loss

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

Ping 80.97.255.66 15/5000/56/3; Start time 05/24/06 14:08:03
ping 80.97.255.66 packet 1 round trip time = 67 ms. successful
ping 80.97.255.66 packet 2 round trip time = 36 ms. successful
ping 80.97.255.66 packet 3 round trip time = 26 ms. successful
ping 80.97.255.66 packet 4 round trip time = 64 ms. successful
ping 80.97.255.66 packet 5 round trip time = 3448 ms. successful
ping 80.97.255.66 packet 6 round trip time = 16 ms. successful
ping 80.97.255.66 packet 7 failed, retcode = 11010 (Timed Out)
ping 80.97.255.66 packet 8 round trip time = 917 ms. successful
ping 80.97.255.66 packet 9 round trip time = 26 ms. successful
ping 80.97.255.66 packet 10 round trip time = 4940 ms. successful
ping 80.97.255.66 packet 11 round trip time = 55 ms. successful
ping 80.97.255.66 packet 12 round trip time = 56 ms. successful
ping 80.97.255.66 packet 13 failed, retcode = 11010 (Timed Out)
ping 80.97.255.66 packet 14 round trip time = 260 ms. successful
ping 80.97.255.66 packet 15 round trip time = 980 ms. successful
15 packets sent; 13 packets received; 13% lost. Round trip times (ms): Minimum: 16, Maximum: 4940, Average: 837
End time 05/24/06 14:09:08

Ping 193.231.100.2 15/5000/56/3; Start time 05/24/06 14:09:27
ping 193.231.100.2 packet 1 round trip time = 21 ms. successful
ping 193.231.100.2 packet 2 round trip time = 62 ms. successful
ping 193.231.100.2 packet 3 round trip time = 34 ms. successful
ping 193.231.100.2 packet 4 round trip time = 22 ms. successful
ping 193.231.100.2 packet 5 round trip time = 558 ms. successful
ping 193.231.100.2 packet 6 failed, retcode = 11010 (Timed Out)
ping 193.231.100.2 packet 7 failed, retcode = 11010 (Timed Out)
ping 193.231.100.2 packet 8 round trip time = 5353 ms. successful
ping 193.231.100.2 packet 9 round trip time = 821 ms. successful
ping 193.231.100.2 packet 10 round trip time = 21 ms. successful
ping 193.231.100.2 packet 11 round trip time = 49 ms. successful
ping 193.231.100.2 packet 12 round trip time = 66 ms. successful
ping 193.231.100.2 packet 13 failed, retcode = 11010 (Timed Out)
ping 193.231.100.2 packet 14 round trip time = 31 ms. successful
ping 193.231.100.2 packet 15 round trip time = 55 ms. successful
15 packets sent; 12 packets received; 20% lost. Round trip times (ms): Minimum: 21, Maximum: 5353, Average: 591
End time 05/24/06 14:10:33

Ping www.google.com 15/5000/56/3; Start time 05/24/06 14:10:41
ping 64.233.183.147 packet 1 round trip time = 79 ms. successful
ping 64.233.183.147 packet 2 round trip time = 4403 ms. successful
ping 64.233.183.147 packet 3 round trip time = 1961 ms. successful
ping 64.233.183.147 packet 4 failed, retcode = 11010 (Timed Out)
ping 64.233.183.147 packet 5 round trip time = 3983 ms. successful
ping 64.233.183.147 packet 6 failed, retcode = 11010 (Timed Out)
ping 64.233.183.147 packet 7 failed, retcode = 11010 (Timed Out)
ping 64.233.183.147 packet 8 round trip time = 1971 ms. successful
ping 64.233.183.147 packet 9 failed, retcode = 11010 (Timed Out)
ping 64.233.183.147 packet 10 round trip time = 100 ms. successful
ping 64.233.183.147 packet 11 round trip time = 101 ms. successful
ping 64.233.183.147 packet 12 round trip time = 98 ms. successful
ping 64.233.183.147 packet 13 round trip time = 58 ms. successful
ping 64.233.183.147 packet 14 round trip time = 59 ms. successful
ping 64.233.183.147 packet 15 round trip time = 104 ms. successful
15 packets sent; 11 packets received; 26% lost. Round trip times (ms): Minimum: 58, Maximum: 4403, Average: 1174
End time 05/24/06 14:11:59

Done laughing? Been like this for two weeks. Mmm yeah, like, um, I guess Romtelecom won’t be considered any kind of sponsor of Campionatul Mondial de Bere.