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Last Call!

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

This is the final call to sponsor Campionatul Mondial de Bere - Romania 2006. Please check the proposed beer groupings for the upcoming contests. If your favorite beer has an asterisk, that means it is in danger of not being included. Imagine the horror of thousands upon thousands of people reading about some other beer, instead of yours. Surely, you can see the gravity.

Beer Groups will play their matches during the hot month of June, with winners advancing to the final playoffs in a bracket series battled out during the sweltering month of July.

How to Sponsor a Team

  • Blow a couple euro. Pocket change, y’all.
  • Some of the beers are not here in Brasov, so send me one. At the very least, 2 bottles of the missing beer.
  • 3 or 4 bottles if you expect your beer might make it into the Mondial Bere playoff tournament.
  • 6, if you think the beer can go all the way to the championship round.
  • Definitely only one bottle, if you’re sending skunk beer to make the referree hurl.
  • Courier, Poşta Romana, Okazii, Microbus, Train.
  • Contact the Sponsorship Director today!

Why You Want To

  • Internet blogging community. Hello?! ‘Nuff said.
  • You’ll get a swell thank you email from me. Awww.
  • Romerican will advertise your site (company, blog, charity) to tens of thousands of people. Ding, ding, ding!
  • If desired, I’ll autograph your bottle and send it back. Oooo, teh h0tness!
  • 72 virgins. Yiff.
  • New: If you’re a regular reader, I’ll trade you some beer from around here that you can’t get in your town.  Gulp.

When It’s Too Late

  • Your irrevocable, pinkyswear confirmation must be on our desk by the morning of Monday, 5 Jun 2006. That is the day we are set to release the official, final schedule for all beer groups.
  • We’ll do our best to accommodate the slowness of your donkey cart, but the team really must arrive no later than 12 June 2006 or they will be automatically disqualified from the competition and be forced to hang out with sweaty fans instead.

Where

  • Once the final beer groupings have been set, the calendar for the June games will be published. Currently, the organizing committee is pretty darn sure that most of the duels will go mano-a-mano in a Braşov venue. However, venues will confirmed on a rolling weekly basis in order to accommodate any changes in location.
  • Meanwhile, the final calendar for the July playoffs will be released later in the month of June. Current speculation between oddsmakers at various pubs indicate there may very well be events in Alba Iulia, Braşov, Bucureşti, Cluj, Targu Mureş and/or Oriunde.

Don’t delay! You won’t get another chance for an entire year.

Update: 1 Jun

Pass the buck!