… rabidly pseudo-communist authorities operating within the people’s national transportation and highway bureaus unrelentingly seek — at every turn — to thwart your natural right to expose private auto parts in the public space.

Shocking, I know, but unequivocal nonetheless. To ensure clarity in messaging, Romanians receive directives in easily understood, beginner-level English that they are unable to enjoy the same freedoms of their westernly counterparts within the European Union.

Take heart, dear friends. While there is no car penis, it would appear the next 2 kilometers are naught but sani.