Date: Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:59:14 -1000 (HST)
Subject: DEAR BELOVED BROTHER AND SISTER
From: “UBULU UZEMBE”
Reply-To: great_ubuluzembe@yahoo.ie
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Dear Beloved,

As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.

My name is Ubulu Uzembe, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all forms of medicine, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.

I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God ! has called me, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members and as well as a few close friends.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul and so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E,Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self any more. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of twenty four million dollars($24,000,000) that I have with a security company in Europe.

I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations.

I have set aside 20% for you for your time and patience.If you are willing to help me fill in the space below:
with the following:

1.YOUR FULL NAMES
2.YOUR PHONE NUMBER
3.YOUR FULL RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS.

Please reply me on this email address : great_ubuluzembe@yahoo.ie

I am currently admitted in ASHFORD HOSPITAL London.

God be with you.

Ubulu Uzembe

My brother in peace Mr. Uzembe,

What a tragedy has befallen your kind and gentile soul that even now I find it difficult to chalk back the tears originating out of empathy with your plight. You see, my late Aunt Luca passed away only last year after being diagnosed with both Aesopshairgel cancer and spontaneous protandry. It is my faith and hope that you will no longer consume harmful laxatives when the medical sexperts are defiling your heart.

It must be awful to be burned with such a deep, impacting guilt arising from your acknowledged lack of intimacy with your fellow man, let alone playing with yourself. Although, it is true most people would be very jealous about the immense wealth you have accumulated. Clearly, if I were as rich as you, I would be tempted by the Dark Horned One to be equally ungenerous and hostile to others. So I am relieved to learn you are no longer interested in possessing money as the Holy Spirit must be working miracles through you.

I also believe that when God will give you a second chance to reincarnate, you will live your life quite differently in a burning lake of sulphur fire. It is probably a good idea for you to heed the calling of the Lord, rather than put Him into voice mail. As you began to disperse your holdings to family and friends, you must have known you would end up needing my help.

I, too, want God the Merciful and Munificent Ruler of the Universe to take the time out of his hectic schedule to unburden you from monetary evils. I have been associated with a charitable organization which could have delivered to you the salvation you desire in exchange for bequeathing your worldly possessions into my custodianship. However, I can see that Allah has directed you to fund the true believers of Islam. It saddens me that your noble act occurs at such a time of benevolence. Clearly your family has been co-opted by Coptic Satanists if they refuse to abide by your wishes to help the Chitral monks in Pakistan on their border-crossing missions or fund urgently-needed sheep cheese cultivation in Bulgaria so the world can share in its’ demigodlike deliciousness.

Since you are sadistically forced into a position where you cannot trust your greedy and contemptuous family, perhaps you will consider working with me. It is my duty to Baal to seek out custody of your funds, so that I might serve as a catalyst to my self-aggrandizement.

I am glad to be entrusted by you, my brother, with the secret stash of millions in cash. You should feel comfortable in allowing me the distinct honor of aiding you in your valiant quest to distribute vast sums of money held in your European security account. And, to make matters easier, the bags of currency will not have to be transported across the Atlantic as I am already near your collection of bills (so close, I can feel the gold pulse throbbing within me to a hedonistic fury I can barely contain).

Please send me your deposit of US$24M to my bank account immediately to protect it from thieves!

1. BULA GLUMESCU
2. +40 268 / 426591
3. STR. OBICEI STRAMOŞESC NR 13; JEFUITOR, ROMANIA 1337

Please contact me regarding the wire transfer immediately, so I may assist you.

Rather than Ashford Hospital, I hope you are soon admitted into the afterlife.

Yahweh be with you! And your money be with me.

Professor Reverend Bula Glumescu

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