Romania inches closer to EU ascension

Recently, undercover reporters from Romerican.com have anonymously revealed confirmation that Romania has, indeed, accomplished a few more of the key conditions required to join the European Union. While it remains to be seen whether the Romanians can maintain stability in these areas, a major milestone has been reached nonetheless. And, here, now, is what our investigators have risked life and limb to document the presence of.

Romania increases trade with Hungary, evidence by recent imports of Mogyi Mexicorn brand cornnuts in both barbecue and chili flavor

Romania has extended economic aid to the State of Louisiana in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, by importing delicious smooth peanut butter under the Maxim's label

Everyone knows Romania can never be considered civilized without Dr. Pepper, but diplomatic negotiations with the Netherlands has resulted in the first tenuous steps of a supply line

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3 Responses to “Romania inches closer to EU ascension”

  1. mrs.supersavage Says:

    ROFL so you found peanut butter huh???? Damn, NOW what do I get you for christmas?

  2. Romerican Says:

    Mmm, well, they haven’t yet discovered the godliness of crunchy peanut butter.

  3. alec Says:

    damn… we don’t even have dp in bp and we’re eu! one of texas’ best exports…

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