Bere Mondial administrative update

The Event Coordination Committee regrets to inform you, the anxious public, that the match schedule for tonight between Caraiman and Noroc has been postponed due to a failure of the Requisition Committee to procure Caraiman despite spending two hours scouring over two dozen stores. The match will be rescheduled for another night as soon as the Luca down the street decides it wants to start carrying it again because all the other stores never even heard of it. We are very sorry for any inconvenience you may have suffered and we hope to make things right soon.

The Organizing Committee also wishes to inform you that Hopfen Konig has been disqualified from the competition and will, instead, be replaced by a heretofore unknown Romanian team called Postavaru in Group G. Also, Balea and Aurora will swap seats into Groups E and F, respectively. That is all.

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2 Responses to “Bere Mondial administrative update”

  1. frank Says:

    Disqualify Hopfen?? How dare you/they!

    I’m sending over Bula and Gheorghe with baseball ba– er, lead pipes. >:-[

    …hope I translated the word “kneecap” correctly. :-D

  2. Romerican Says:

    It is possible, though highly unlikely, that they could be re-admitted should their continue to be discovery of new beers and the need for outside brands to be included to round things out… possible, but not probable at this juncture.

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