A day late and a hard drive short, the Planning Committee stumbled forth in a stupor to finally release the Official Schedule, after celebrating the opening game between Cuic and Cuicaş (highlights coming up next). This is no ordinary excuse to drink beer, folks! You really think you could do it? Strap on your thinking caps and let’s take a look at the serious nature of the underlying stats here.

The sheer magnitude is mindboggling. What we’re looking at is an elite panel of experts carefully judging 72 individual performances of 24 teams over a grueling 36 matches amazingly coordinated in under 30 days. No mere mortal could possible think of attempting such a feat without proper training and years of experience.

And that’s just the qualifying round!

After that, our staff will sacrifice their very sanity to officiate the 12 most potent teams as they assail the cranium with 30 more individual performances in a tour de force of 15 matches during the playoff tournament to determine who will reign as the mighty champion of Campionatul Mondial de Bere in Romania 2006!

Once you do the math, Poindexter, ask yourself if you could you drink an estimated 200-250 bottles of beers in 6 weeks just to satisfy the demands of your readership?

Recognize.

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